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Okay, so it's not video, so it's not really television, but don't most of us just turn away and do something else during commercials anyway? If it sounds like something interesting, we turn back.
 
That auditory approach to advertising gives us Tatooine TV, a series of television show and advertisement parody skits by Jeff Roney's team at JRDOnline.com (a segment of Jeff Roney Designs) .
 
Episodes run only a few minutes, but contain one long parody (or two or more shorter parodies) each. You can find a full listing of episodes here, then download them all on the official Tatooine TV website listed below.
 

EPISODE DIRECTORY
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2003 - 2007
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11:40:28
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EPISODE/SEGMENTS LENGTH FILE SIZE DOWNLOAD
Episode I:
Twi'leks Gone Wild
Dagobah Spa
Ewok Elvis
1:54 1.4 MB MP3
Episode II:
Death Star Construction
Jawa Shopping Network
2:28 1.7 MB MP3
Episode III:
Anchorhead Idol
Bantha Fodder Diet
Superstore Grand Opening Ad
2:02 1.4 MB MP3
Episode IV:
TASCAR Racing
Tusken Concerto
2:49 2 MB MP3
Episode V:
Imperial Movers
Got Blue Milk?
2:37 1.9 MB MP3
Episode VI:
The Animal Psychic
(with The Unhappy Krayt Dragon
Blasterfire! with James Cartwheel)
3:55 2.7 MB MP3
Episode VII:
Moisture Farmer Aid Concert Ad
Qui-Gon's Gin Commercial
3:07 2.2 MB MP3
Episode VIII:
Dr. Phil (with the Skywalkers)
2:19 1.6 MB MP3
Christmas Special:
The Spy
12 Days
9:08 6.3 MB MP3
Episode IX:
Tatooine Super Action News Report
Bantha Fodder Diet Ad
4:19 3 MB MP3
Episode X:
Anchorhead Mystery Theatre: The Foggy Caper
4:16 4 MB MP3
Episode XI:
The Osbournes: Jack Gets a New Pet
The Delta 4 Super Speeder Ad
3:54 3.6 MB MP3
Episode XII:
Death Star Construction Customer Support Ad
4:33 4.2 MB MP3
Episode XIII:
Anakin and Padme in "Bedtime Story"
3:52 3.6 MB MP3
Episode XIV:
Blasterpiece Theatre: Shmi's Rescue
3:47 3.5 MB MP3
Episode XV:
Jedi School (starring Stuart from MAD TV)
Teaser for TTV #16
3:57 3.7 MB MP3
Episode XVI:
Commander Pilates, Part I
Teaser for TTV #17
2:54 2.7 MB MP3
Episode XVII:
Commander Pilates, Part II
7:13 6.7 MB MP3
Episode XVIII:
Pimp My Star Destroyer
4:59 4.6 MB MP3
Episode XIX:
Senate Investigation of the Emperor (with Michael Moore)
TTV MicroNews (featuring "The Girl Who Made Out with
Han Solo in the Cantina, But Was Cut Out of SW:ANH"
7:31 6.9 MB MP3
Episode XX:
Commander Pilates, Part III
22:40 20.8 MB MP3
Episode XXI:
Luciano the Lizard
Downloaders Anonymous
7:05 6.5 MB MP3
Episode XXII:
Hold Your Gas
Jar Jar's "Pierce It Quick" Piercing Parlor
6:04 5.6 MB MP3
Episode XXIII:
Hoth Pops
Ohsureitzon Comlinks
3:33 3.3 MB MP3
Episode XXIV:
Jabba's House of Sweat
Roy D. Mercer Calls the Death Star
6:05 5.6 MB MP3
Episode XXV:
Yoda's Creek
6:15 5.8 MB MP3
Episode XXVI:
Palpatine Asks for a Loan for Death Star II
8:41 8 MB MP3
Episode XXVII:
Star Wars Survivor, Part I
4:16 4 MB MP3
Episode XXVIII:
Star Wars Survivor, Part II
6:27 6 MB MP3
Episode XXIX:
Lockjaw Larry
Han Solo's Bachelor Party
6:53 2.8 MB MP3
Episode XXX:
Jar Jar Head
5:23 5 MB MP3
Episode XXXI:
Rancors on a Star Destroyer
Ralph and Sam on Death Star #2
9:09 8.4 MB MP3
Episode XXXII:
Pedro Sanchez Gets a New Bodyguard
5:22 2.5 MB MP3
Episode XXXIII:
Evil Leader 2006, Part I
5:37 3.9 MB MP3
Episode XXXIV:
Tatooine TV Super Action News Ad
Evil Leader 2006, Part II
6:37 6.1 MB MP3
Episode XXXV:
Oola on MTV India's TRL
4:37 2.2 MB MP3
Episode XXXVI:
The Ozzy Whisperer
4:55 2.9 MB MP3
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TTV Live: Episode 1
19:31 9 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 2
24:46 10 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 3
47:11 32.4 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 4
1:39:25 68.3 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 5
1:00:43 41.7 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 6
1:54:55 79 MB MP3
TTV Live: Episode 7
1:42:32 70.5 MB MP3

LIVE EPISODE DIRECTORY
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Jeff Roney
Narrator
Host
Jawa
Stan
Announcer
Mandy
Tag Announcer
Luigi
Zoran
Mr.
Krayyt Dragon
James Cartwheel
Buford Thorax
Qui-Gon's Gin Fan
Dr. Phil
Commander Karap
TR2 Robot Narrator
Officer
Anakin Skywalker
Luke Skywalker
Shmi Skywalker
Low Voiced Officer
Chee Choo
Commander Pike
Officer Gratto
2 Fiddy
Admiral Johnson
Big Ol' Sophie
Stanley Dup
Sandy Shore
Other Voices
Rescue Squad Leader
Sidney Down
Timmy
R2-D2
Disclaimer
Man #1
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Gobon General Malak
Richard Simmons
Roy D. Mercer
Darth Vader
Palpatine/Sidious
Mr. Chapman
Bank Commercial Voices
Lando Calrissian
Count Dooku
Admiral Ackbar
Lockjaw Larry
Han Solo
Alfred Hitchcock
Drill Instructor TK 4700B
Grand Moff Tarkin
General #2
Other Recruits
Gomer Pyle
C-3PO
General
Rancor
Sam
Pedro Sanchez
Uncle Rico
Dracula
Tony Soprano
Ozzy Osbourne
Cesar Milan
Sharon Osbourne
Colleen Roney
Varna
Jane
Zala
Bosa
Singer
Mary
Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
Padme Amidala
Leia Skywalker
Commander Pilates
Woman #1
Paris Hilton
Frau Farbisina
Papa Joe Simpson
Shawn Crosby
Announcer
Hank
Anakin Skywalker
Yoda
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Luke Skywalker
Imperial Soldier
Santa
Anchor (Jerrodd)
Joe Madre
Flatfoot Frank
Ozzy Osbourne
Zoopy
Commander Pike
Admiral Stone
Narrator
Palpatine
Michael Moore
Jango Fett
Presley Becerra
Host
Gimon
Nuk Nuk Operator 10
Katy Tyszkiewicz
Host
Leia Skywalker
Beth Tyszkiewicz
Mrs.
Padme Amidala
Michael Smith
Stormtrooper 1
Jack Osbourne
Mr. Starwinkle
TK-421
William Lundin
Reek Steak Guy
Narrator
Anakin Skywalker
Jek Porkins
Rebel Pilot
Jar Jar Binks
General #1
Ralph
Napoleon Dynamite
Hannical Lecter
Angela Hanes
Lom Shom
Ellen Gander
Officer Contessa
Officer Flora
Shelley Herbin
Officer Fauna
Taylor Sims
Waitress
Chris Battad
Luciano the Lizard
Nathan P. Butler
Group Leader
Yoda
Evan Stone
Old Man
Tina Stone
Princess Leia
Eric Olp
Darth Maul
Natalie Nicole Gilbert
Princess Leia
Ara Pelodi
Short and Sassy
Desi
Oola
Keith Gilbert
Dr. Evil
"Ewok Elvis"
Singer
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Jeff Roney
Writer
Director
Producer
Mixer
William Lundin
TTV #9 Co-Writer
TTV #33 Co-Writer
TTV #34 Writer
TTV #35 Writer
"Jazz Skywalker"
TTV #11 Editor
TTV #13 Editor
TTV #14 Editor
TTV #16 Editor
TTV #17 Editor
Sarah Evan
TTV #11 Editor
TTV #13 Editor
TTV #14 Editor
TTV #16 Editor
TTV #17 Editor
Colleen Roney
TTV #15 Editor
Shawn Crosby
TTV #18 Extra Ideas
TTV #19 Extra Ideas
Chris Battad
TTV #21 Story Input
Jack Hall
TTV #25 Writer
Gretchen Hall
TTV #25 Writer
John Cosper
TTV #26 Writer
TTV #27 Writer
TTV #28 Writer
TTV #30 Writer
TTV #31 Writer
TTV #32 Writer
TTV #33 Writer
TTV #34 Writer
TTV #35 Writer
 
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